Now when Sanballat heard that we were building the wall, he was angry and greatly enraged, and he ridiculed the Jews. - Nehemiah 4:1
He also told this parable to some who trusted in themselves that they were righteous and despised others. - Luke 18:9
Sanballat, you stinky polecat, You heavy-handed, fat-headed rat You poser, you loser, you boozer ding-bat. Tally these up on your clay ledger mat Suck on them eggs you viperous diplomat And stash them in your skanky velvet hat You blithering boob of a bureaucrat! Whatcha think about that, Sanballat? Tobiah the Ammonite, you parasite; You feast on misfortune, you buggy blight On humanity, doing good only for spite; You imagine other’s success as a slight As if it all were about you, amiright? You are as alive as a barrow-wight What you love are the deeds which you do at night Which you always do when you get lit, get tight. But one day you’ll be drug out into the light, And you will fall, fall so far from your great height. I’ll say it again, Bruh, if you like, Tobiah the Ammonite. Thank you God, that I am not like them Who use people, do with them all they can, Evil-Doers not just every now and then. But Me? I have given a tenth of every yen I’ve made, given time and time again; Oh how I thank you that I am not like those men. “Lord, How many times must I forgive a debt?” He answered in parable, with a gospel net, Caught me in a trap, and that trap upset My truce with resentment and regret, My long record of all I was owed, kept, A list from A to Z, an alphabet Of wounds which chained me so I’d never forget, To which I'm still chained, and still not free from yet. Who will rescue me from where I am at? From being a Tobiah, Sanballat? Would He give what I deserve? Give tit for tat? Pay me out, squash me like some pesky gnat? Or would He in love, take the blow, be spat Upon, scorned, become sin, be a doormat Become for me, Tobiah and Sanballat? © Randall Edwards 2019.
Artwork: James Tissot (French, 1836-1902). The Pharisee and the Publican (Le pharisien et le publicain), 1886-1894. Opaque watercolor over graphite on gray wove paper, Image: 9 7/8 x 6 1/2 in. (25.1 x 16.5 cm). Brooklyn Museum, Purchased by public subscription, 00.159.178 (Photo: Brooklyn Museum, 00.159.178_PS2.jpg)
Tobiah and Sanballat?